Bad Day

I be having a bad day. First I got outside, and was crying at the front door!!!!!! Somehow I got out there when Gramps was taking Christmas stuff outside. I a bad cat. Then I had to pee, so naturally I raised my tail over Grandma's Christmas rug. It was the obvious thing to do, right? But my family got mad shmee. I got all worked up and started hissing.
This is not my best week.
...I'm still cute, right?