Bad Day

I be having a bad day. First I got outside, and was crying at the front door!!!!!! Somehow I got out there when Gramps was taking Christmas stuff outside. I a bad cat. Then I had to pee, so naturally I raised my tail over Grandma's Christmas rug. It was the obvious thing to do, right? But my family got mad shmee. I got all worked up and started hissing.
This is not my best week.
...I'm still cute, right?

Ho Ho Ho

Yesterday was Chrissy's Mass, or something like that. I got a sparkly, pink collar from Mama, who says I look like a princess. I had a hard day yesterday. I tried to kill Gramps and got into a couple squabbles swith Chicki. I hissed and growled when no one was even touching me cuz me is Poppit and that'sh what I do.

I. Am. Cute.

Well, that filthy dog is here again. I do not approve. Buttercup has been drinking out of its water bowl 24/7, which is goofy. My girls are now out of skull for 2 weeks so I get to play shwithem!
Also, I scratched my necky on an umbrella. Ouchy.

Conference.

Today is General Con-furry-fence, or something like that, and my people are sitting in one room for a few hours! Definite bliss, I tell you. I like lap-hopping. Everyone loves me so much. My squeaks and squawks send my people into trances of lurve. Who could blame them? My arching back could make even the most evil of people swoon.

Lick, lick, lick...

Whenever someone scratches me around my tail area, I lick my foot furiously. Plus I have licked a lot of the fur off the base of my tail. I am a goofy kitty.

Happy Berfday to Meeee!

Say whaaat? It's my 12th berfday?

Well then. Pamper me.

Aww, shucks! I'm blushing!

I am left alone.

Hello all. 'Tis Poppit. My Auntie is going to Cowboy Land today, and me mommy is at some silly camp. She needs to come home. I shall be lonely. Gramma is often too busy to play smee. I shall have to amuse myself by doing watercolors or origami. (That's the art of paper folding. I'm smart, eh?)

SOS

MAMA + AUNTIE + GRAMMA + GRAMPA HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR 4+ DAYS, PLEESH CALL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON THEIR WHEREABOUTS! FREAKY GIRL IS ATTEMPTING TO FEED ME FOOD! BUTTERCUP HAS GIVEN IN AND HAS EATEN SAID SUSPICIOUS MORSELS! HELP!

Awful news

Oh deary. Me family is planning to LEAVE and have a weirdy girl take care of me, Cuppy and the vermin upstairs. For a whole week. How can they stand to leave me for an entire week, I say?!?! Gravy! I must be extra cute to prevent them from leaving meh. I just want my Momma to play smee.

I'm Italian?

Today I found a spaghetti noodle all lonesome on the floor. It is now my beloved toy and snack, and me gusta to munch on said noodle.
Teehee!

I cute.

Hello ya'll. It's getting warmer outside. I am still bullying Buttercup because she is beautiful. I am eager for summer when my people will have nothing to do but play with meh!!! Here's a great picture of yours truly up above. Yummy.

Catching up

Wow! Long time no bloggy. This is my first entry of the year. I s'pose I ought to tell you what I've been doing. Here's a list.

1. Sleep
2. Play games
3. Slink outside
4. Chirp
5. Sleep
6. Sleep
7. Play
8. Bully Buttercup

Gramma & Auntie don't approve of my bullying. Mama encourages it. My cousin is tolerant, and I take advantage. Teehee.

The family says they've been playing with "other cats". I don't know whom they are referring to, since Buttercup and me are the only cats in the world... me no get it. Silly family.