SOS

MAMA + AUNTIE + GRAMMA + GRAMPA HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR 4+ DAYS, PLEESH CALL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON THEIR WHEREABOUTS! FREAKY GIRL IS ATTEMPTING TO FEED ME FOOD! BUTTERCUP HAS GIVEN IN AND HAS EATEN SAID SUSPICIOUS MORSELS! HELP!

Awful news

Oh deary. Me family is planning to LEAVE and have a weirdy girl take care of me, Cuppy and the vermin upstairs. For a whole week. How can they stand to leave me for an entire week, I say?!?! Gravy! I must be extra cute to prevent them from leaving meh. I just want my Momma to play smee.

I'm Italian?

Today I found a spaghetti noodle all lonesome on the floor. It is now my beloved toy and snack, and me gusta to munch on said noodle.
Teehee!