Whooing.

Something about me whoos everyone. Could it be my juicy, raised-in-the-air nose, my arching back, my trilling vocal chords, or my "mah"s?
a)nose
b)back
c)trills
d)mah
e)all of the above


CORRECT ANSWER - E

I feel unloved.

My family keeps going to this cat shelter to volunteer and play with OTHER CATS!!!!!! I feel so befuddled. How dare they. I thought I was the only duck in their pond. (Buttercup is the little water beetle at the bottom of the pond; inferior.)
Humph. Plus, that goofy rabbit keeps hopping around outside on a leash. What could be more ridiculous?

Worm

I took a spin on my flying worm yesterday when everyone was gone at the parade. Mama and Auntie marched. To me, no doubt.
Right now I am lying all gorilla-like on the back of Auntie's chair and I'm telling her what to type. 'Tis the season to be thankful.

Gimme candy.

Hello world. Today I slept real goofily on the couch, with my face squashed in the corner. I'm real silly. I've also been trilling and arching, causing Grandma, Mama and Auntie to flock around me blissfully. I send love rays thru hearts of many, no?
Auntie is also sneaking me occasional treats (I like Snickers bars).