I am left alone.

Hello all. 'Tis Poppit. My Auntie is going to Cowboy Land today, and me mommy is at some silly camp. She needs to come home. I shall be lonely. Gramma is often too busy to play smee. I shall have to amuse myself by doing watercolors or origami. (That's the art of paper folding. I'm smart, eh?)

SOS

MAMA + AUNTIE + GRAMMA + GRAMPA HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR 4+ DAYS, PLEESH CALL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON THEIR WHEREABOUTS! FREAKY GIRL IS ATTEMPTING TO FEED ME FOOD! BUTTERCUP HAS GIVEN IN AND HAS EATEN SAID SUSPICIOUS MORSELS! HELP!

Awful news

Oh deary. Me family is planning to LEAVE and have a weirdy girl take care of me, Cuppy and the vermin upstairs. For a whole week. How can they stand to leave me for an entire week, I say?!?! Gravy! I must be extra cute to prevent them from leaving meh. I just want my Momma to play smee.

I'm Italian?

Today I found a spaghetti noodle all lonesome on the floor. It is now my beloved toy and snack, and me gusta to munch on said noodle.
Teehee!

I cute.

Hello ya'll. It's getting warmer outside. I am still bullying Buttercup because she is beautiful. I am eager for summer when my people will have nothing to do but play with meh!!! Here's a great picture of yours truly up above. Yummy.

Catching up

Wow! Long time no bloggy. This is my first entry of the year. I s'pose I ought to tell you what I've been doing. Here's a list.

1. Sleep
2. Play games
3. Slink outside
4. Chirp
5. Sleep
6. Sleep
7. Play
8. Bully Buttercup

Gramma & Auntie don't approve of my bullying. Mama encourages it. My cousin is tolerant, and I take advantage. Teehee.

The family says they've been playing with "other cats". I don't know whom they are referring to, since Buttercup and me are the only cats in the world... me no get it. Silly family.

Whooing.

Something about me whoos everyone. Could it be my juicy, raised-in-the-air nose, my arching back, my trilling vocal chords, or my "mah"s?
a)nose
b)back
c)trills
d)mah
e)all of the above


CORRECT ANSWER - E